Friday, 14 February 2014

The truth behind Valentines day


It's taken me a while to work it out, but I've finally got it! The whole idea of valentines day is to reaffirm the fact that you want to stay with your current partner for the coming mating season. If he wants to continue mating with you, he has to show his commitment in the form of flowers, chocolates, candlelit dinners and such like. If not, he shows you that actually he's not that interested any more giving you opportunity to find someone who does...Or he knows that actually you'll continue allowing him to mate with you for zero effort on his part!

Sending valentines cards to someone you're currently not in a relationship with is a somewhat subtle way of showing your interest (in finding a partner for the coming mating season). However it can't be too subtle or he won't know it's from you. Valentines cards can work in a mans' favour, instead of scanning the district for a suitable partner, he simply needs to find out which local lady has sent him the card and go after her, as she is likely to be a willing mating partner for the coming season.
Should the lucky chap be in a situation where he has received more than one valentines cards he should think himself very fortunate as he can then choose which of the possible options would make mating season most entertaining this year.

This is the true reason we have valentines day.




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